�I have had spring fever, so I was happy to have a 4 day weekend. Still, I have not done the things that I pictured myself doing. I want to clean up my outside area and make it nice and spiffy. I sweeped a little bit but my poor old aching back is sore and doesn't like that activity. I need one of those dustpans with a pole. That looks so easy, and fun almost. I can get one of those sticks with a pokey nail at the end to pick up debris. That looks really fun and it can double as a weapon. I can protect myself from home invaders with something like that. They will run and cover their eyes in fear of me poking out their eyeballs. Truthfully, I could never poke out somebodies eyeballs, even if I was in iminent danger. It would be gross. If you are a bad guy and reading this, don't get too confident. I might feel differently if you were stealing my silverware.
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