Discount Mom
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������ Don Don and I have always been talking at the dinning table while eating dinner. Don Don said to me: “My dear Mom, I discovered that you brought everything in discount. Look my jumper, my trousers, my shirts and even my shoes today is in discount.”
������ “I bet before you got me you went straight to God and said: “Couldya please gimme a discount on my kid. I don’t mind any minor problems.” God went: “ Hmm… You see, hmm… Alright, I’ll give you an improved prototype of your husband. He ain’t too good with coordination, but he’s better than his dad.” Mom said, “Fine fine fine…I’ll take the little bum. Could you possibly downgrade him to a cheaper price?” God looked skeptical, and then went to the Babymaker 2000 and made a few minor adjustments, “There! 50% off, deal? Mom was all smiles, she paid.
������ But before she went God stopped her and in a rather I’m-kind-of-woozy-and-I'm-telling-the-truth way said:” I told you he was a little down on the IQ right…Of course I did.”
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