elizabee's Journal

Sep 2007
7:23 PM EDT

-Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs -Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings -Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button -Water your dog...see if he grows -Wash a tree -Knight yourself -Name your child Edsel -Give your cat a mohawk -Purr -Mow your carpet -Vacuum your lawn -Whine -Rake your carpet -Re-elect Richard Nixon -Critique "Three's Company" -Listen to a painting -Play with matches -Paint your house...Day-Glo Orange -Read Homer in the original Greek -Change your mind -Change it back -Learn Greek -Watch the sun...see if it moves -Stand on your head -Stand on someone else's head -Build a pyramid -See how long you can stay awake -See how long you can sleep -Spit shine your Nikes -Paint your teeth -Wear a salad -Speak with a forked tongue -Get your dog braces -Shave a shrub -Have a proton fight -Watch a car rust -Quiver -Rotate your carpet -Learn to type...with your toes -Set up your Christmas tree in April -Be someone special -Mail it to a friend -Go back to square one -Factor your social security number -Take the fifth -Memorize a series of random numbers -Read the 1962 Des Moines white pages -Learn Sanskrit -Exist...existentially, of course -Print counterfeit Confederate money -Kick a cabbage -Take a picture -Sandpaper a mushroom -Put it back -Play solitaire...for cash -Abuse your patio furniture -Run for Pope -Count to a million...fast -Make a schematic drawing...of a rock -Revert -Think shallow thoughts -Sleep on a bed of nails -Boil ice cream -DON'T toss and turn -Run around in squares -Speak in acronyms -Have your pillow X-rayed -Drink straight shots...of water -Calmly have a nervous breakdown -Give your goldfish a perm -Fly a brick -Be blue -Exercise a ghost -Be red -But don't be orange -Paint stripes on a lake -Sleep in freefall -Kill a Joule -Test thin ice...with a pogo stick -Apply for a unicorn hunting license -Do a good job -Crawl -Paint your windows -Watch a watch until it stops -Flash your goldfish -Paint -Smile -Paint a smile -Flirt with an evergreen -Rotate your garden...daily -Shoot a fire hydrant -Pretend you're blind -Apologize to it -Plant a shoe -Sweat -Turn -Take your sofa for a walk -Write a letter to Plato -Mail it -Start -Stop -Go to a funeral...tell jokes -Play the piano...with mittens on -Contemplate a cockroach -Get a dog to chase your car -Let him catch it -Form a political party -Climb a sidewalk -Have a political party -Get diagonal...with a good friend -Ride a loaf of bread -Sharpen a carrot -Interrogate a gerbil -Annoy yourself -Get mad at yourself -Stop speaking to yourself -Be a side effect -Ride a bicycle...up Mt. McKinley -Duck -Redecorate...your garage -Develop a complex -Join the Army...be someone simple -Try harder -Hit the deck -Put leg warmers on your furniture -Cut the deck -Scheme -Sit -Water your family room -Stay -Cause a power failure -Roll over -Wriggle -Play dead -Donate your brother's body to science -Find a witch -Ask why -Burn her -Regress -Sleepwalk without sleeping -Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids -Jump back -Play to lose -Scalp a street light -Have your car painted...plaid -Read a tomato -Sharpen your sleeping skills -Watch a game show...take notes -Put out a fire -Interview a cloud -If you can't find a fire, make one -Play basketball...in a minefield -Crumple -Translate Shakespeare into English -Skydive to church -Cheer up a potato -Do aerobic exercises...in your head -Play cards with your swimming pool -Pinstripe your driveway -Play Kick the Fire Hydrant -Build a house with ice cubes -Call London for a cab -Mug a stop sign -Change your name...daily -Go for a walk in your attic -Challenge your neighbor to a duel -Try to join Hell's Angels by mail -Wonder -Be a square root -Ask stupid questions -Weld your car doors shut -Teach your pet rock to play dead -Go bowling for small game -Be a monk...for a day -Wear a sweatband to your wedding -Staple -Run away -Intimidate a piece of chalk -Abuse the plumbing -Bend a florescent light -Bend a brick -Annoy total strangers -Don't talk to things -Draw Lewis structures on your ceiling -Have your cat bronzed -Write books about writing books -Create random equations -Misspell words -Tell your feet a joke -Throw a tomato into a fan -Sing the ABC song backwards -Pretend you're a dog -Dial-a-prayer and argue with it -Grease the doorknobs -String up a room -Stack furniture -Relive fond memories -Tie your shoelaces together -Gargle -Count your teeth with your tongue -Decay -Find your half-life -Build a house out of toothpicks -Howl -Wear a lampshade on your head -Memorize the dictionary -Stomp grapes in the bathtub -Find a bug and chase it -Make yourself a pair of wings -Be immobile -Dance 'til you drop -Check under chairs for chewing gum -Squish a loaf of bread -Moo -Bounce a potato -Out maneuver your shadow -Climb the walls -Appreciate everything -Challenge yourself to a duel -Believe in Santa Claus -Let the best man win -Throw marshmallows against the wall -Hold an ice cube as long as possible -Adopt strange mannerisms -Blow up a balloon until it pops -Open everything -Balance a pencil on your nose -Pour milk in your shoes -Write graffiti under the rug -Embarrass yourself -Grind your teeth -Chew ice -Count your belly button -Sit in a row -Stack crumbs -Gesture -Save your toenail clippings -Make up words that start with X -Make oatmeal in the bathtub -Chew on a sofa cushion -Sing a duet -Balance a pillow on your head -Hold your breath -Faint -Stretch -Flash your mailman -Teach your TA English -Learn to speak Farsi -Swear in Russian -Use an eraser until it goes away -Disassemble your car -Put it together inside out -Record your walls -Interview your feet -Make a list of your favorite fungi -Tattoo your dresser -Watch a bowling ball -Buy some diapers -Eat everything -Begin -Pour milk in the sink -Make cottage cheese -Tie-dye your sheets -Hold your earlobes -Carpet your ceiling -Fold your earlobes -Flap -Squawk -Read tea leaves -Analyze the Koran -Be Buddha -Award yourself a Nobel Peace Prize -Plug in the cat -Turn on everything -Drop pebbles down the chimney -Turn off your neighbor -Kill a plant -Buy a 1931 Almanac -Memorize the weather section -Peel grapes -Make paper from the skins -Send chills down your spine -Blow bubbles -Bloat -Catch them with your radiator -Get run over by a train of thought -Make up famous sayings -Bite your pinkie -File your teeth -Design a better toilet seat -Shred a newspaper -Scratch -Have a headache -Sniff -Hatch an egg -Play air guitar -Spill -Act profound -Spell -Stare -Slouch -Develop hearing problems -Put your feet behind your head -Tie bows in everything -Hold your hand -Watch the minute hand move -Grow your fingernails -Pretend you're a telephone -Radiate -Ring -Skip -Play hopscotch...with real scotch -Put your shoes on the opposite feet -Cross your toes -Roll your tongue -Crystallize -Baby oil the floor -Hide -Attack innocent bunnies -Declare war -Destroy a tree -Hide the scrabble bag -Seduce your stick shift -Wink -Memorize the periodic table -Mummify -Collect electrons -Correct typos that aren't there -Repeat -Ad lib -Fade -Drop your cat off the roof to see if it lands on all four feet -Unscrew all the light bulbs and rearrange the furniture -Dial-a-Prayer and tell them they're wrong -Make a drive-in window at your local bank where there wasn't one before -Walk on water...but don't get caught -Confess to a crime...that didn't happen -Be in the wrong place at the right time -Plot the overthrow of your local School Board -Request covert assistance from the CIA -Discover the source of the Mississippi -Search for buried treasure...in Nebraska -Hot wax the bottom of your brother's dress shoes -Drink as much prune juice as you can -Write a book about your previous life -Serve ping-pong balls...as hors d'oeuvres -Jump up and down...on your alarm clock -Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins -Carve you and your girlfriend's initials...in a marshmallow -Drive the speed limit...in your garage -Sing the national anthem...during your calculus final -Wear a three-piece suit...in a sauna -Pay off the national debt...with a bad check -Go to a cemetery and verbally abuse dead people -Give yourself a hernia...for Christmas -Recite romantic poetry...to your toaster -See if you really can build a nuclear device in your own basement -Go to McDonald's and pretend you can't speak English -Write to your congressmen, senators, President, etc. to tell them what a good job they're doing...On April 1st -Find the heat capacity of your chemistry professor -Take apart all your major kitchen appliances...mix and match them -Turn your TV picture tube upside down -Phone in a death threat on President Kennedy -Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets -Carry a tune...drop it, see if it breaks -Play hockey with your little cousin...as the puck -Make a deal with the devil...but keep your fingers crossed -Put instant concrete in your big brother's waterbed -Give a lecture on the historical significance of cream cheese -Debate politics with a fern -If you lose, stop watering it and try again. -Increase your territorial holdings by force -Find out how many ways there really are to skin a cat -Boldly go where no man has gone before -Be a threat to the American way of life -Do research into the cause of World War III -Re-establish the Roman Empire...in Pittsburgh -See how small you can scrunch your face -Sell firewood door to door...in Atlantis -Raise professional certified racing turnips -Give your grandmother a raise and another day of paid vacation -Go to a drive-in movie in a tank -Go to a non-drive-in movie in a tank and drive in anyway -Found a cockroach stable and stud ranch -Send your goldfish to obedience school -Free the oppressed toasters of America -Weave a tablecloth out of copper tubing -Give your cat a suntan...in the microwave -Park your car...with a friend -Park your car...with a group of friends -Frame your first statement of bankruptcy -Place it on the wall of your office -Solve the population problem (x^2 + y^2 = population...solve for x) -Contribute to the population problem -Practice the Aztec method of heart removal on your professor -Find out who made the super glue commercials and give them your Ginsu knife -Sneak into a nuclear physics lab and stay the night -Play with anything that looks interesting -Drop piston engines on two people and see who squishes first -See if your goldfish can live in Coors rather than water -Try to ignite water...the Mississippi might work -State fallacies as fact (like, "peanuts grow on bushes") -Visit the Architecture building...loudly criticize its design -Wallpaper your laundry room...with pages from books you don't like -See if diamonds really do cut glass...on everything in your neighbor's house -Tenderize your tongue...chew on it for a while -See how long you can stare at a fluorescent light...try green -Bronze your sister's turtle -See how long it takes for her to notice -See what she does when she notices -Bronze your sister

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1 comment(s) - 09:46 PM - 11/10/2007

Jun 2007
7:01 AM EDT

Why one earth does hard work never pay off??? I studied for like 2 entire weeks (over 20 hours) for my chem exam and still probably failed!!! :@

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May 2007
5:05 PM EDT

Why does everyone always expect me to be a people person? I hate people!

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Dec 2006
8:56 AM EDT

Are my feelings difficult to read or do people just ignore them?

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Nov 2006
9:26 AM EDT

http://deathforecast.com/result.php?record=345331

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1 comment(s) - 12:48 PM - 11/01/2006

Oct 2006
3:01 PM EDT

On the Loose Did you ever watch the sunrise turn the sky completely red, Have you slept beneath the moon and stars, a pine bough for your bed Did you sit and talk with friends, though a word was never said, Then you're just like me and you've been on the loose. Chorus: On the loose to climb a mountain, On the loose where I am free. On the loose to live my life, the way I think my life should be, For I've only got a moment and a whole world yet to see. I'll be looking for tomorrow on the loose. There's a trail that I'll be hiking just to see where it might go. Many places yet to visit, many people yet to know, For in following in my dreams, I will live and I will grow, On a trail that's waiting out there on the loose. Chorus So in search of love and laughter, I'll be traveling cross this land Never sure of where I'm going, for I haven't got a plan, So in time when you are ready, come and join me and take my hand, And together we'll share life out there on the loose. Chorus In this world that I am traveling, I will think of you this way, Remembering your smile, for it seems like yesterday When we slept beneath the stars, and we dreamed about this day Now we have come together on the loose. Chorus Do the trees in the forest make you sit and think of love? Does it take you twenty times or more to count the stars above? For I'm here now and I like it and the hours melt away, And if I want I'll stay here another day. Chorus As I sit and watch the sunset and the daylight softly fades, I am thinking of tomorrow and the friendships we have made. I will value them for always and I hope you'll do the same, And forever we'll explore life on the loose. Chorus Now the moon is softly glowing and the stars are twinkling bright Our laughter and our friendship have cleared this cloudy night Come and join our flickering campfire, come and sing our happy songs And together we'll share life out on the loose. Chorus

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Oct 2006
7:35 PM EDT

Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speeking.

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Oct 2006
7:20 AM EDT

Don't worry about the world ending today, it is already tomorrow in Australia. -Charles Schultz

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Aug 2006
5:39 PM EDT

If I hide myself wherever I go am I ever really there?

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Aug 2006
8:31 PM EDT

I was having fun looking up msn names so here are some of the ones I came up with: Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject On the other hand, you have different fingers Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door Who's cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "s" in it? Stupid statistics cost american companies 30 zillion dollars each year There's too much blood in my caffeine system Unite against togetherness! A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left A friend who turns into a enemy has never been a friend We will be friends until forever, just you wait see

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1 comment(s) - 07:41 PM - 10/14/2006