�One of my many rewarding hobbies is exchanging e-mails with people that I don't know. I have gotten to know a few people that way. Some are fun and interesting, some are serious, and some are just good sports. Only one person has resulted in a real-life meeting, that was about a year ago and we are still good friends. Soon, I am going to meet another one of my victims, er I mean friends. He is the best, funniest e-mail friend ever. It turns out that we live in the same neighborhood and he has often walked past my house. I think the fact that he was noticing my house before he knew me is an indication of pre-stalking behavior.
We have not exchanged many details regarding our personal appearance. I want to meet in a crowded public place and see if we can figure out who the other person is without any additional clues. He seems a little unclear on the concept, but he is fun, so I am sure he will go along with my brilliant scheme.