CharlaXici

Jul 2013
9:21 AM CST

rude

letters at least two of them were stolen
mail was refused me
to be delivered
they stold my post office mail

they will pay

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Sep 2011
10:07 AM

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jack in the box ran out of coffee cups so im making a poem about them turning into Starbucks with Iced coffee latte

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Aug 2011
10:08 AM

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wetpaint locked me out on log in but after eye opened my wikis to view it let me have the profile too

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Aug 2011
10:07 AM

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hurt feelings

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Aug 2011
10:02 AM

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Mercury Theorem Mercury Theorem According to the Universe of Science according to the Academia of America Mercury can not exist it is too close to the SUN it is too hot on one side too cold upon the other side is dark too long and the day lasts too long on the other one the CORE of the Planet Mercury should just explode long ago according to Medical Science people do not live on the Earth. It is impossible to maintain the correct balance of life inside your glass houses or outside them on the sidewalk no one can actually live on the Earth according to Medical Knowledge. SCIENCE is full of facts these facts when proven do not explain function. Mercury Theorem The Planet Mercury does not exist according to Science. Proff. Eye intend to solid proff. There will be additions there will be facts they will be unfactual they will be from memory they will be for ewe. The Mercury Theorem has been introduced the Millennium has begun we shall now discover that the Planet Mercury does not exist in spatial solitude. Memory test one. Mercury turns slowly about 240 days is one of our 24 hour days. The central core of the planet is made of ice. The reason it never melts is because it cools off on the dark side of the planet then when it gets hot on the day side it is like salt causing it to super cool off like homemade ice cream in the bucket gets hard instead of soft or melts or does not. We will soon see iff the Mayan Calender is incorrected email me in 2012 a few days after January to let me knoe its ok. Go find a copy of Nostradamus. He at least saw things happening in 3027. Memory test two. The mile is about 5000 feet long and there is about 5000 miles between the Earth and the Sun this would mean the entire distance to Mercury from the Earth is about 8000 miles. This leaves about 3000 miles left. Divide the distance. The Sun is closer to Mercury then it is to the other planets combined. Accordingly Mercury will cease to exist when it is destroyed in 2012 by solar flares or ignited by the Comets tail. Haleys Comet is not scheduled but someones comet will aptly be nammed by then close to the Sun drawn into the orbit by them solar flares. One relatively short burst of energy and Mercury is done as limp as a little Richard when done. The ice core of the planet will melt when the solar tongue sucks the planet a little too long it will be gone in a New York Minute or Three is what they promised me but never delivered and black is creamy on the outside pink on the inside like a mudslide slim to none. When the planet burns in the solar flare it will make a hard stone like a left over nut it will go spinning off into the Earth ouch it will hurt when it hits the Earth it might prove Peru to be sure of there facts. Earth will soon be just so many Green Tree wood chips a little sawdust between the stardust. I just checked the predictions the Comet could be a whole group of comets without names just numbers iff there is three sixes in a row among them look out Nostradamus could be right. Earth will die without a fight the last president would not shoot the nearest asteroid with missiles he felt the Aliens would get mad. Besides the three comets numbering 666 would be mixed into the mix only coming to the core like a shot shot shot to a death star. Most of the predictions are for December of 2012 they want people to bite the fingernails all year long then discover they were wrong in 2013 seems unlucky as a number to me. OK send me the email in January of 2013 then wait for my reply. Eye will get back to you eye promise but iff eye dont you will surmise. Memory test three. Eye forget. this is part one. expect a part two to this then perhaps a third Mercury Theorem.

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Aug 2011
10:06 AM

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Texas stranger Texas stranger two blocks from here ici over only two city streets is at least three homosexual bars where the gangsters hang out to play with the lives of the stranger this explains some of the cartoon characters and the reason the police go double armed out here on this street people who live here only walk in the daylight they do not come out after the dark because of the stranger but it does not explain why the homeless are being run off from the downtown churches when eye need a desperate place to stay for this stranger is very nerveous look here look there there is another stranger here ici would you be mhy neighbhor or just another stranger the police are doing a real good job in Texas moving the homeless people off the church steps into the traffic on the freeway do you sense my frustration children and minions my sour grapes nearly cost me my freedom for cussing is not the way to live but it is easy to give vent to strong emotions when aged on the street like the stranger who lives in the cardboard boxes he is homeless the boy who haunts the christian church door to the sanctuary where they enter for the Service Sunday morning go ask him for he is a stranger to them stranger then it seems is the Gangsters in the fancy gas guzzling cars only found in Texas they drove by me those barrel chested arms holding cigarettes of joints refers in those fingers moving down the side street by the freeway those strangers looking for the next hit for the gas looking like a real life ZZTop album come to life what could be stranger then this or what could be stranger than that this is just another stranger in there night UPDATE eye have not slept the entire night where eye wish to sleep the drunk in the bushes the drunk from the club who tried to sleep with me then the drunk with the flashlight in the dumpster all night these strangers have hassled this stranger to the point of my exhaustion at the hands of the Texas stranger

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Jul 2011
10:23 AM

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666 self evident the time clock has been CHANGEd to Central USA the man who did it has the mark of the beast he makes the 64 thousand a year it is a grant money thing because he is somebody he told me the time zone is the twilight zone was in Mcdonalds waiting for my next coffee session will be delayed eye need the 85 p but was only given 54 p for Jacks has a Senior COffee the man in a hurry well aernt you going inn there you better hurry inn there you only got 20 minutes as iff afraid eye might use the money for something else OH PLEASE mister you just told me JACKS is open 24 hours eye might need to be a coffee customer in the middle of my night the man who laughed at me telling me to get a JOB he was quite the cutt upp cardd he got way too much excitement he was limping himmself off the bus what did eye say to himm that was so funn and then the man who opened upp his wallet to help me finding none SORRY all eye got is plastic JESUS oh my god eye was carefull to thank all of them thank you for looking in there anyway so now eye got the 54 p from 85 p is only 31 cents needed for my coffee session MCD is such a nicer place to sit

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Jul 2011
10:06 AM

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winter haven san antonio

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Jul 2011
2:21 PM

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FacebookFriend FacebookFriend You left even before eye got to knoe you it is nothing personal eye think you did not like my poems or my other friends but you left my halitosis is acute you missed a lifetime left that we all face book the missing pages with your remaining friends will not be poets like eye am missing the getting to knoe you now eye will be sad until eye add some more friends it is not easy with the stupid rules that facebook has got to lighten upp let people try to get more friends why is 5000 friends allowed when most people count them on there hands the whole social so called utility is a joke when the nano bots fall off of the cell phone connections it still takes them about 15 minutes to get back on the connections we need more friends on facebook you should send me a message telling me why you left me iff you did not block me eye would really like to knoe the number changes on my friends list this is really all eye knoe it would only be polite to let me knoe YES CHARLES it was ME eye LEFT YOU so you can STOP LOOKING threw YOUR LIST of 95 for the one you cant remember who it was that left you now eye even asked someone just now on a thread she did not get back to me yet you can come back to me as friend iff you did not block me yet or goodbye oh my goodbye eye do not like to lose any friends on facebook

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Jun 2011
10:19 AM

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Happy Jesus Fathers Day Happy Jesus Fathers Day When a man shall leave his mother and his father and cleave unto his wife they shall be one flesh one heart one mind one person made of love. On this my fathers day eye pay homage to the SON, the only way that this poor sinner has of seeing GOD. He gives me food to eat he also gives me love he made a violette flower and he gave me to her love and on some other fathers day we will have a house made near the ocean and the sea and on that day ianthe violette and eye will have our love. AND then eye will catch real fish and feed our many loves our pets and all our neighbors and ourselves. SO Happy Jesus Fathers Day to all of everyone.

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May 2011
10:03 AM

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A Secret Love A Secret Love A Secret Love I would rather be her secret love Than make a movie in the porn o graph To lay with Chinese women in the dark If eye could love them one by one And take turns kissing all of them I would rather be her secret love The substance of her dreams The sure and certain love of her secret heart The love to be kept secret in her dark The love she always needs. I would rather be the secret love of ewe.

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Apr 2011
10:07 AM

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Sunday24EasterAprilPoetryNPM Sunday24EasterAprilPoetryNPM The Blind Sparrow People kick beggars from the fire. They do not feed the oldest in the field they die. The sparrow is blind you see the blind sparrow then you think GOD does not Care for his creatures who live then they die. EYe see this differently. Eye see the Spirit of GOD hopping with the Blind Sparrow knudging his shoulder to get him over to his food. Closing one of HIS good eyes to get some idea of what HIS bird is going through. Suffering with the bird weeping silently beside the bird fumbling when it fumbles. Poor Blinded sparrow blind on one side jumping to the right to see the food here here here let me knudge you to the left so you will see it get it get it get the thing on the leaf it is there for you to eat oh good so now you see it now you get to eat. Why do you the people of the lost the gone why do you see this so differently then eye. YOU see the Uncaring for his Creatures GOD living in the SKY not seeing the blind sparrow hopping with one eye. You should see the blind sparrow too. Eye see the Blind sparrow jumping suddenly to the left then getting food.

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Apr 2011
10:09 AM

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Saturday, April 23, 2011 EasterNPMPoem23 EasterNPMPoem23 Jesus Saturday EasterNPMPoem23 EasterNPMPoem23 Jesus Saturday EasterNPMPoem23 EasterNPMPoem23 Jesus Saturday by Charles Robert Hice on Saturday, April 23, 2011 at 8:32am Jesus Saturday Two things First thing Preacher He quoted the Bible the very part about Jerusalem He did not knoe the numbers for the chapters or the verses But he Preached with much emotion getting worked up over it lying down the Law Oh Jerusalem eye would have gathered your people under my wings like chickens do those eggs. The people need to be gathered up under the steeple like hens chicks. Eye would like to putt you people underneath my wings. Rapper on Easter My pants my pants my Easter pants they falling down they showing my funny bones my pants my pants my Easter pants they splitting my sides they slacking Mon they leaving me for Lent my pants my pants my Easter pants GOODFriday23NPMPoems GOODFriday23NPMPoems Eggs boiled white hard yellow tought. Purple or blue dye only. Where is the Egg Bunny NOW ? lol TGIGF lol Is this the Cross Day ? Why is this GOOD ? Because he died for our sins to set us free of life. There is eye witnesses they seen this HE is putt on there with nails SPIKED onto this HUGE wooden Cross then left to die. He did give up the Ghost for you for eye for us. To live. To accept his sacrifice you only have to Call upon his Name. To Believe in GOD is simple so simple it should startle most of you. To GET Salvation JUST SAY JESUS. Just say the Name of GOD in Christ. It is HIS Immortal Sacrifice which gives us life. Do not confuse yourselves with works which never set you free but tell it thus tell it so tell it to those Mountain tops Jesus loves us. Eye offer you the Key to Salvation in just one Word the Word is JESUS. HE is Salvation. He is still saving even now. He is the Love in us HE is the Ruler of THIS HIS UNIVERSE. Jesus it is Good Friday now. Posted by CHARLAX

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Apr 2011
10:27 AM

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twentyoneNPM twentyoneNPM Lent ASH Wednesday The poor old Man is sitting in the bus stop pew the bus comes zipping off the old Man flys to catch the blanket on his legs he lives to catch them sun rays but too poor to catch the bus the Bus Company sends the policeman not the City cops the Bus Stop Cops not only armed with reason but with radios is all they need to call the Rookies from the City this old Man kept hurting no one he don't look too good to eye they see yet they is blind the old Man is the Jesus they will never have. Six men standing in the pew the smell of whiskey is so strong yet the policeman just ignored them concentrated on the poor Man move along move along you look so hopeless with your blanket on. How do eye convey this helplessness to you my gentile readers *sobbinh* crinh*wiping wet blood from my forehead. Wondering who is on the throne of Justice why the drunks rule this City Properly while the poor only get to suffer in the sun. (oph) ohooooooo. my. god. omg this City really needs to turn around.

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Apr 2011
10:12 AM

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20 20 MOneylenders ONe The Viewpoint of Jesus Eye looked around me irate upset even getting angry to what eye see these PEOPLE selling things using my Fathers Temple to fill there pockets up with usury none of it is going into the Treasury. Eye fought within myself then Temporary Insanity wins eye got these cords from off one of the posts near the door knotted them up quickly eye did this into my Whip eye hit the tables nearest to me to the door eye dumped the pieces of the longest one with my Whip eye whipped the table top off the things on it not even sure just what these people were selling just getting OFF whipping it off. Eye got to make them STOP. Why don't they knoe its the Pentecost of Moses. Some were selling bread baked inside the oven leavened. Eye smashed into those crates full of doves setting them free. Then eye went wild turning over the tables of the sellers who were left they fled they went outside where they who do such things belong. It does no good to list the things they sell from drugs to food then clothes even some veils it went to the floor of MY temple today is the Pentecost of Moses. The Sacrifices being sold got driven in my rage they went out to the desert no one knoes who's cattle they be now the GOD of Heavens. They could not touch me eye filled this prophecy my house shall be the house of prayer. Two Jenson the MOneylender This tall bearded person smashed open my Cases of Doves I did expect to get much money the Temple full of poor people doing sacrifice to Gods. The money in the bucket spilled out upon the Temple floor even before this Jesus is finished with his one Man personage destroying every ones work here today inside this temple the Jewish Priests begin picking up the coins. Very Oddly stuffing them inside long pockets keeping most of it making the pretense of gathering it up for the Church coffers. Three The Stranger passing bye i will not be Jewish i desert nomad Himmel from Turkey this Cow almost stepped on me where no Cow is expected to be the commotion is from the Temple. i bowed to Allah then froze when these Doves came quickly almost dive bombing me they flew too quickly then gone. it is this Jesus he is doing this this very wonderful prophet who i come to see is going off whipping the tables in the temple setting the things off onto the floor setting his temple free. it is this Jesus he he he is the person doing this. ed.note.ed Jesus tells us the testimony of two men if they agree becomes proff. This thing is poem fiction yet based on true story. Goodnight. Poor Minions my lucky readers. This is light.

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Apr 2011
10:14 AM

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The Mission Well the food was on the wall posted to the tables the preacher said stay out of the church floor area iff you are able to survive the night outside we have too many people underneathe this only steeple eye almost cried when the drunk man got up on the pew nearest to the bandstand pedestal he started a slow strip tease as only an aging drunk man can do it like a pro the preacher was so angry eye elected to sleep out in the snow was almost freezing but the area was quite quiet and then suddenly it happened we got stoned they tossed them heavy rocks from cars was passing bye eye had to leave the yard and go inside the people rude there was no room eye seldom angry now eye pushed eye shoved illegal people made some room for eye did not want to die

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Apr 2011
10:28 AM

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18npmpoemMonday 18npmpoemMonday some people who drink they smoke then them prolley eat solid food they beg for money in the city properly they prolley steal some things they get the free bes most of them denied to me they stold something from me my citizen rights like Cain like Kane befuddled eye scream Rosebud gone eye also be Winston Smythe looking for one kiss 1984 then 666 is come to ruin me in flight to plunge me into fright no love for homeless people left inside of no one home bereft they sail on confused wings the speeches they give inside the auditoriums about human rights for the citizen too bad they work them for drunks for illegal users but not for one old homeless eye bow my hoary Head then cry AnimalFarm is here now eye must non speak eye non person now eye intend to be here this summer just to teach them this lesson some of us will live in spite of rules intended to prevent it some people do not wish to drink or smoke but live to Carry on my cross for HIM to see my Jesus eye wish to ask him why eye become this new non person

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Apr 2011
10:22 AM

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17NPMMonaLisa 17NPMMonaLisa She is smiling her secret lover is in town he is her long lost lover from the south she does not dare let her husband knoe he is around. So she does not let the smile touch up her lips. She did not bat her eyes. She simply froze her expression like people do when the Painter hollers please don't move my dear Lady this is how eye wish to paint you now. Then for several hours she keeps this smile. Inside her self where no one sees is he. The reason for the smile is somewhere close inside the city miles. She thinks perhaps he smiles. So the smile gets seen the painter paints it in. Then she gives in to pressure the smile is doing things again. It seems to go but no it hides. The corner of the mouth misses the paint brush strokes. The painter frowns down to the canvas he searches MOna Lisa's face for the smile he thought he painted it but non its Trace is gone now but oh no not ever forgotten so now he turns up the corner of the lip just barely with his smallest brush to get the smile to get the smile to get her smile to see it there once more again but then he lost it there for everyone to see the smile of Mona Lisa one moment there one moment there again then gone. For viewers of Eternity. Davinci won.

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Apr 2011
10:05 AM

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fifteen npm The Webstir with the Devile. SIck why do you get so SIck. Devile : You would not be so sick if you were not the bad person you would not be so sickly so poor iff you could only be good or be Godly. Webstir : Consider JOB how he suffered. Devile : humnnm. Perhaps eye misjudged you. You see JOB well he wAs A good person. Webstir : you see how you just condemned yourself you wound up agreeing with me. Why then did this GOOD PERSON JOB suffer so much for doing good humnnm. Devile : you mock me sir. So do you wish to be compared to him to be like JOB the job is mine oh ho he he. He buffed his nails till they shinned in Webstirs face. Then he smiled. Webstir sings: eyem going to this party up in Heaven when eye die the entrance fee is just the givers name just tell someone his name to see me there its his price he paid you do not have to be no one to party there with me just bring yourself to me Webstir bowed his Head then cried then the Devile wept inside when he seen my fifteen npm poetry

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Apr 2011
10:19 AM

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http://www.myspace.com/chxwinningwinningwinn #13NPMSHeenism #13NPMSHeenism SHeenism You think eyem Gay but im not even very Happy. YOu thought eyem homosexual but eyem lesbian. eyem winning eyem meaner then hog spitting crack rocks onto the frozen lakes of michigrin Hollywood is so full of SHeen the reflection leveled the skyline of New York City where they got this Giant Worm called Charlie both hands on the crack pipe you see this now how brown cow eye spend seven dollars for my five dollar stones eyem winning when the mothers of mercy in Lost Vegas seen my show they spent seven months getting connections spending Cash they saved for seventeen years now they see the dirty light of SHeen they spend the time left on the earth just getting high don't you see this now im SHeen they call it SheenWood now some small bit of knowledge is dangerous to them even Jefferson who never rode on airplanes is like Thomas who doubted Christs wisdom is like unto mine Sheenism is it not rocket scientry oh limitless achievements. Post Mordem Delicate eyem winning don't you see this two byte actor on the stage working without the net eyem winning

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